The universe wants me to not make a cobbler tonight...

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/12/2016 at 00:25 • Filed to: Spiders

Kinja'd!!!1 Kinja'd!!! 15
Kinja'd!!!

This guy was waiting in the bowl on a higher pantry shelf. I looked as I set it down, and right next to my hand... So I let out a good, “Hooooooly shit!” And then I just started laughing after confirming that my heart did not explode.

TL;DR ... I’m making cobbler and no one can stop me.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/12/2016 at 00:28

Kinja'd!!!4

Is your house just insulated with spiders or something?


Kinja'd!!! S65 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/12/2016 at 00:30

Kinja'd!!!2

Why are there are so many spiders in your house?


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/12/2016 at 00:36

Kinja'd!!!0

Damn son.. Flush and go!


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/12/2016 at 00:38

Kinja'd!!!0

I thought Dragon had you trapped in a pail..


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > S65
06/12/2016 at 00:46

Kinja'd!!!0

PNW


Kinja'd!!! Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/12/2016 at 00:47

Kinja'd!!!1

All from the last month around the house:

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!!

TLDR: the universe wants me to move.

Jk, I think spiders are cool because I’m weird. Centipedes on the other hand....


Kinja'd!!! The Lurktastic Opponaught > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/12/2016 at 00:48

Kinja'd!!!1

Kill it. Kill it with fire.


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes
06/12/2016 at 00:49

Kinja'd!!!4

Nooooooooooooope.

Burn it to the ground. Then nuke it from orbit just to be sure.


Kinja'd!!! The Lurktastic Opponaught > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/12/2016 at 00:51

Kinja'd!!!0

Zoidberg, as an aside, what would be a good price range for well sorted 4wd late 80's tercel? I’ve got a bit of change saved for a new mountain bike, but, um, uh, I’m asking for a friend.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > The Lurktastic Opponaught
06/12/2016 at 00:56

Kinja'd!!!0

1500 for a runner, 3-4k for one in excellent condition, pushing 5k if rust free.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/12/2016 at 00:57

Kinja'd!!!0

If we’re talking about 6-speed 4wd wagon


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Xyl0c41n3
06/12/2016 at 00:59

Kinja'd!!!1

What Xyl0c41n3 said x 1,000,000,000,000.


Kinja'd!!! The Lurktastic Opponaught > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/12/2016 at 01:01

Kinja'd!!!0

I have a budget in the 3k range, and I’ve been trying to decide on a project. I’ve been leaning toward an MGB GT, but in that price range they’re pretty rough. The idea of getting my first car back is starting to grow on me.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes
06/12/2016 at 02:18

Kinja'd!!!0

I try to be good about spiders, but this one time...

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/my-front-porch…


Kinja'd!!! Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/12/2016 at 02:24

Kinja'd!!!0

I did what you suggested not to do. Oh god. My tacos may have to wait a bit now.